English Funny SMS

1st Man: Which Is The Best MonthTo Get Married..?2nd Man: Octemb ruary1st Man: Don't Be Silly,There Is No Such Month2nd Man: Exactly!After an accident,A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights& told u 2 go by side.Santa: I also started d wipers& said No, no..No no. :DIn a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"She felt so happy & said-"yes"& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair