The other day, I posted this video over at The Aristocrats. You may have seen it, it's pretty viral at YouTube, it's funny and the audio is nsfw:
So I'm reading a certain Graduate School Alumni Magazine and there's this terrific picture in it of the late Edward Gorey (the cartoonist who drew the opening for PBS's "Mystery!")
Add a couple of visiting grandchildren, a laptop, and a yarn room, and that is my house during my emeritus years. Old comfortable furniture, books, books, a few more books, some newspapers lying around, I'm set.
So if I had the video equipment and the time, I'd do a video response to "Let's get some shoes."
I'm gonna get what I want.
Let's get some books.
Let's get some books.
This book is a hundred and fifty dollars.
This book is sixty-one dollars.
These books are two hundred and twenty fucking dollars.
Let's get 'em.
"I think you've got too many books." Shut up.
"I think you've got too many books." Shut up.
"Okay, I think you've got one too many books by Margaret Fucking Atwood." SHUT UP! Stupid boy.
(Saleslady): Um, these books are kinda thick. I really don't think you're, like, ever gonna like, read all this Anthony Trollope, I mean, your life is kinda busy.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. And by the way, betch? FUCK YOU!
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