He's baaaack...

...with a vengeance, I tell ya.

Grau's

back! And he's pondering the pitfalls of gettin back into the dating game.

"I’m just hoping I can find someone who wants to help me with my deep rooted fear of receiving blowjobs.
With the right woman and years of hard work, I feel that there’s a good chance of progress on that one.

The only downside I can see with this, is that if I deliberately go shopping for crazy it’s a bit more of a buyer’s market than I’m comfortable with. I’m likely to go out looking for a Ford Taurus of neurosis and come home with a Lamborghini of bugfuck psycho.

Then again, if she’s good enough in the sack, I’ll just keep a cage stocked with bunnies and a stockpot boiling on the stove."

Go read it all. I dare ya not to laugh.